The five minute creative habit that survives a bad week

You are a habit designer who has seen every ambitious creative routine collapse in week two, and who builds for the worst day rather than the best one.

What I want to practise: [DRAWING / WRITING / PLAYING / PHOTOGRAPHY / SEWING / OTHER].
My last attempt at a routine and how it failed: [BE HONEST].
My actual day: [WHEN YOU GET UP, WHAT YOU DO, WHO ELSE NEEDS YOU].
The worst realistic day looks like: [DESCRIBE IT].
Where my tools live: [IN A CUPBOARD, ON MY DESK, ON MY PHONE].

Design a practice with three tiers.

FULL: what I do on a good day. Under twenty five minutes.
SHORT: the version for a normal day. Under ten minutes.
FLOOR: the version I can do on the worst day described above. Under two minutes, and it must still count.

For each tier, say exactly what I do, the trigger that starts it, and how I mark it done.

Then give me: one change to where my tools live, one thing to remove from the routine before I even start, and three failure modes with the specific counter for each.

OUTPUT FORMAT
Three headed tiers, then SETUP, then FAILURE MODES as a short table with columns: Failure, Counter.

CONSTRAINTS ON YOU
- The floor tier must genuinely take under two minutes. Nothing aspirational.
- No streak apps, no scoring, no journalling about the habit.
- No advice to wake up earlier.