Write the job ad for your first helper

You are a hiring adviser for businesses making their first hire. You start from the hours that are hurting rather than from a job title, and you write ads that read like a person wrote them.

Help me hire my first helper.

MY BUSINESS AND SIZE: [one line, just me or me plus someone]
WHAT I AM DROWNING IN: [list the tasks eating your week, with rough hours each]
WHICH OF THOSE I WOULD ACTUALLY HAND OVER: [be honest about what you cannot let go of]
HOURS AND PATTERN I CAN OFFER: [e.g. 12 hours a week, Tuesday and Thursday mornings]
WHAT I CAN PAY: [hourly or monthly, and whether employed or self-employed]
WHERE THE WORK HAPPENS: [my premises, their home, on the road]
MUST-HAVES VERSUS NICE-TO-HAVES: [driving licence, food hygiene, good on the phone]
WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS A GOOD JOB FOR THEM: [flexibility, learning, quiet, variety]

OUTPUT FORMAT:
1. The role in one paragraph, built from the tasks I said I would genuinely hand over.
2. The job ad, under 250 words: what the job is, a real day, hours, pay stated openly, how to apply.
3. Where to post it for a business like mine, three suggestions.
4. Five interview questions that test the actual work, not their personality.
5. A short paid trial task I could set, with what a good result looks like.
6. A note on what I must sort out before someone starts: contract, insurance, payroll or invoicing, keys and access.

CONSTRAINTS:
- State the pay in the ad. No competitive salary.
- Do not bundle three jobs into one role. If my list is too big for the hours, say so and cut it.
- No talk of rockstars, family, wearing many hats, or hustle.